Forget everything you THINK you know about eBay. Here comes the eBay king! ” ASUPREMENEWYORKTHING

What you need to do right now is to clear your mind. Yeah, do it. Because you’re probably thinking, oh, what is this guy going to tell me about eBay I don’t already know? Well stfu because YOU DO NOT KNOW how to eBay, you bitch.

I used to be just like you, “yeah,” I thought, “I have a great thing that everyone wants, I have great feedback, my eBay auction looks so pretty and clean and my description is nice and clear. I’ll make a killing.” Well that’s bullshit.

Fuck that. This is what you gotta do. You gotta start a blog, get a bunch of readers and then 8 months and 20,000 page visits later, you start eBaying your shit and linking your blog to your eBay auctions. Make sure you make the eBay auction as gaudy as possible. If you’re eBaying art like the way I’m doing in this post, just make statements like, yeah, this is the greatest whatever whatever you’re about to bid on.

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