Giant Robot New York had another gallery show but this time exclusively for Jesse LeDoux and Keith Shore. They’re from outta town. Connecticut? I don’t remember. I’m lucky I remember their names at all (but then of course, it’s also written clearly on that flier [above]).
The GRNY staff are all very nice. I’m going to get nice with them and then start borrowing money.
See that guy on the left? Yeah, the Asian guy. He bought something, so if you know him, hit him up for money. Got money for art, got money to part (with…) - see what I did there? I tried to do a little jingle by rhyming art and part, cause you know, that’s funny… and uhmmm…
whatever!, fucking if you know that guy, ask him for some fucking money, holy shit, you try to be funny for a sec…everyone thinks they’re some kinda expert on comedy…. I know what’s funny…. I know…
That’s Tim on the left. He had some paint on his hoodie. I asked him if he was an artist and he was all like, yeah, I’m an artist, then I asked if this was his show and he was like, no, I just know the artists [from the show]. Okay…well you should do your goddamned laundry…jeez… what a gross bastard.
Here you go, GRNY staff. I know all their names by heart. They’re my best friends now. Let’s see, uhmmm… starting from the left, moving towards the right you’ve got: Chandler Bing, Phoebe Buffay, Rachel Green, and Ross Geller. I can’t help it. My memory is like a steel cage.
Jesse LeDoux and Keith Shore. Jesse likes to kiss men.
“Be more serious, no kissing.”
My new best friend Rachel Green was getting beat up.
New best friend, Ross Geller. Here’s a little tidbit about him, he was once married to a lesbian and he likes dinosaurs.
Buzz… You can’t tell, but those are bees. buzz….
All these guys have no necks. They look like thumbs with arms. I don’t know.
I guess this mountain is smelly or something. The end, don’t bother me.
EDIT:
So on my way to Giant Robot or from, I saw this place where it was all vending machines and you could pay a dollar or two for a hamburger or something. It’s pretty cool. It’s been around but now here’s a picture for you.
On my way home, this is on the subway, I saw these three fat guys who work for the MTA. They all looked around the same size (big) and were sleeping. “Gotta pay the mortgage…”
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