It was disgusting. I exploded in my pants. What a mess. But guess what?! You’re about to do the same cause word on the street, FUCK THAT, there’s no word on the street nothing, I’ve got it, it’s done.
Kanye West’s new album Graduation is OUT.
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Above: “Hey, what the fuck are you looking at? You mudda-fucka”
Look at this scumbag or as I’d like to call him, man of commerce. You know, I read this article a while back on Slate.com (I’ve been looking at the site quite often lately) about how people, well, I don’t know if you know, but people in China operate these illegal carts/shops everywhere in the major cities, everywhere like they’re McDonalds in Manhattan, anyway, people will watch movies that they generally won’t pay to rent and definitely not watch in the the theaters but if it’s cheap (bootlegged) they’ll give it a try.
Continue reading ‘How we bootleg DVDs and don’t give a crap. ” ASUPREMENEWYORKTHING’
I think this is still going on right now. He’s a small man and he looks like his art. Seriously, I need to get a new goddamn camera. Anyway, yeah, he’s a small little man who doesn’t speak much and has some feminine mannerisms. He’s part of the early 90′s Beijing art movement “Cynical Realism.”
Being there, standing near all this art makes me wonder what will happen to him. I hope he gains more notoriety in the US. I hope he doesn’t become kitschy. Look at the piece below with Garfield and that other comic character, I don’t remember his name. What is that? That piece feels forced and out of place.
I noticed that all his pieces is him in this pink color and with his eyes closed. Maybe I should have waited for him to turn pink. He started drinking alcohol while I was there. But if he’s from Beijing, he probably has high tolerance. Okay, look at the pictures and leave me alone.
So a funny thing happened at work. Yesterday, oh, and I’m still at that bullshit job I’m trying to quit, but yesterday I totally fucked up. Well, it was last week I totally fucked up, and what happened was that I had to file this application for some client. Anyway, I filed the wrong file and there was a deadline and I had to redo it yesterday. Anyway, my supervisor was talking to me today and was asking me about it and was trying to figure out what had happened. She’s really nice and she was all, oh, it must have been because of this… or that… but not really implying that it was my fault. In response, I was just like, “no, it was my fault.” I think at this point I just don’t really give a shit and I saw this mistake really as a way of convincing them that I’m not that great of an employee and maybe it’s time I should leave. They are convinced that I’m this great worker. I mean, I take the work seriously but I’m trying to get out of there. Anyway, if you’re interested in this exhibition, it is there through January 6, 2008.
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Above: “Hey, what the fuck are you looking at? You mudda-fucka”
Look at this scumbag or as I’d like to call him, man of commerce. You know, I read this article a while back on Slate.com (I’ve been looking at the site quite often lately) about how people, well, I don’t know if you know, but people in China operate these illegal carts/shops everywhere in the major cities, everywhere like they’re McDonalds in Manhattan, anyway, people will watch movies that they generally won’t pay to rent and definitely not watch in the the theaters but if it’s cheap (bootlegged) they’ll give it a try.
Above: 5RMB to 8RMB ($1) a DVD and you get a discount if you buy a bunch, seriously.
Well FUCK THAT SHIT. Are you fucking kidding me. Now you’re telling that you’re going to sit through Norbit just because it cost you a few dollars less? No, that’s bullshit, because NORBIT IS A PIECE OF SHIT – I don’t need to see it to know. The article goes on talking about how movie industries should consider this, consider how they’re not actually losing as much money as they think they are because people who buy bootlegs may not necessarily buy the original or watch it in the theaters but will buy this bootleg cause it’s cheaper. Now this may be true to a certain degree but it’s not accounting for the fact that because I now know and am so accustomed to watching crap on bootleg, because it’s cheaper and I’m all about the content, that I’m not going to watch movies at the theater or buy it when it comes on official DVD and instead just wait for the bootleg.
Above: Mistakes 1.) Letting reporters know that he slept with a tranny 2.) Norbit
TORRENTS – Now it’s pretty mainstream right? I mean, you probably have either heard of it or download movies on the internet (illegally) yourself. There are websites full of links to torrents that let me download new movies on the internet, bootleg-video-camera’d versions or dvd quality, that are cutting into BOTH Hollywood and that black guy on the street in Chinatown. I have not been to the theaters in months. However, the fact that I’ve been to the theater at all was because the movie I wanted to watch (The Departed) just needed to be seen on a big scale. Now that’s the bullshit thinking they should be marketing more. There is NO way to eliminate piracy. Piracy is like a virus, fat lazy people who don’t work because what they ultimately want to do is just watch movies and eat fried pork grinds, skip the get-a-job-pay-for-ticket part, and just download shit while sitting in their parent’s basements and jerk-off afterwards.
Above: Mr. Master Bator says, “I have mosaic eyes.”
Movie theaters are never going to disappear, The New Yorker had an article about how it’s such a social experience – even if you go alone – that it will never disappear, BUT! Hollywood isn’t making their margins solely on tickets, they’re LOSING money on DVDs. My suggestion is, make DVDs so much better and SO full of crap that the bootleg pales by comparison. A special edition box is not going to work. A double dvd set? Eh, better. “The Departed’ in a special edition box double dvd set with extra nude scenes featuring Vera Farmiga (the broad who played the psychiatrist) that’s lengthy and can’t fit on those bootleg 4.2 gig bootleg dvds? I’m sold, where can I buy? – the extra porno could probably be bootlegged and I’d just wait in my parent’s basement for THAT too.
Above: “Sure Mr. Scorsese, I’ll take off whatever you want. (wink)”
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So the Kim Kardashian video after much deliberation is now OUT! available ON the internet. Of course I am the first person to say “Nay’ to celebrity worship and NSFW content such as those now available for download via the links below (shaking my head in disgust, yuck!):
http://www.zshare.net/video/full-kimk-ray-j_sex-tape-www-worldstarhiphop-com-wmv.html
From world star hip hop
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What you need to do right now is to clear your mind. Yeah, do it. Because you’re probably thinking, oh, what is this guy going to tell me about eBay I don’t already know? Well stfu because YOU DO NOT KNOW how to eBay, you bitch.
I used to be just like you, “yeah,” I thought, “I have a great thing that everyone wants, I have great feedback, my eBay auction looks so pretty and clean and my description is nice and clear. I’ll make a killing.” Well that’s bullshit.
Fuck that. This is what you gotta do. You gotta start a blog, get a bunch of readers and then 8 months and 20,000 page visits later, you start eBaying your shit and linking your blog to your eBay auctions. Make sure you make the eBay auction as gaudy as possible. If you’re eBaying art like the way I’m doing in this post, just make statements like, yeah, this is the greatest whatever whatever you’re about to bid on.
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I was sitting there on the bus this morning and really, I don’t remember what I was thinking about that led me to this conclusion, and I don’t think it’s anything new either, but if you do “whatever” long enough, you become famous, or atleast you become “that guy” who is known for “that.” Do you know what I mean? Like the other day, a friend was telling me about going to Grad school for poetry. In my mind I was all, WHAT!? really!? but I mean, there’s a possibility if he loves it and he keeps at it that he’ll one day become the next Maya Angelou. I mean, he won’t be the next Donald Trump if MONEY is your yardstick for success. I have never heard of a billionaire poet, but then of course you’ve got that Harry Potter lady, whose name is not coming to me at the moment, I mean, she’s loaded, not Trump loaded but loaded enough to spend the rest of her life being happy. Money can buy happiness, let’s not lie and say it doesn’t.
Katt Williams, what the fuck!? I was standing there this morning waiting for the bus and I saw this ad, on the side of the bus, for this new movie that’s coming out with Ice Cube and Tracy Morgon. I have seen Katt Williams’ stand-up and I don’t think he’s funny at all. Seriously. He’s like those white comedians that make jokes about being hill-billies but for black people. You know how there’s those white hickory-dickory-doo comedians that’s always making jokes about Macaroni and Cheese, trailers and Wal-mart? (Ha, look, now I’m doing it, I’m one of those comedians) well, Katt Williams is like that except his subjects are like rims and getting “yo hair done” and I don’t know, other “ghetto” black stuff, or I’ll just say rims again cause, well… cause this is my blog and I don’t give a shit. Anyway, he’s a douchebag, let’s just conclude that cause he wears a wig and screams unfunny black generalities at the audience. Not funny.
Okay, so from December 10th though December whenever, there will be some sort of NYC vintage bus program. I was thinking about going out and riding one of those but then I was thinking “Why the fuck would I do that?” like “Why the fuck would I do that? That’s ridiculous, why should I care? How does this benefit me?” and then I started to get stressed a little like, “Why am I thinking about this so much?” and “Maybe this is why I’m not successful in life, cause I even ENTERTAIN the idea of taking one of those dumb buses” and then “I should blog about this” and here we are.
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First of all, Merry Christmas! (yesterday) and Happy New Year! (soon) for all 6+/- people who read my blog. Anyway, with all that said, I don’t know if anyone out there do this thing, it’s kind of creepy, definitely lecherous, but what I’ll occasionally do is just go on the internet and look at myspace sites or blogs created by hussies. Now you’re thinking, What!? Hussies!? What the…!? How do you determi… well, simple, if they’ve got a picture of themselves dolled up like a 2 dollar hooker w/ their boobies (tee hee, tee hee) or you see their ass hanging out on their profile, they’re (you’re?) a hussy. It’s great, try it. What’s interesting is that one hussy will have links to other hussies, creating a hussy network.
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Actually, it was difficult to find this one. You know, you can’t just type “slutty” and “myspace” and hope for results. Nobody writes that in their myspace, even if they are. Instead, you gotta type the complete opposite shit, like “angel” – AH HA HA HA HA HA
There are so many people out there. I can’t remember everyone’s names. I don’t know how people remember MY name. When they do, I’m shocked and I’m caught in the headlights like, “HEY…uhmm… you… I know you… my friend” which is pretty funny, for me. I don’t know how people feel about that. I assume they feel the same way I feel when I remember their name and they look awkwardly at me trying to remember mine, OUTRAGED! no no no, I’m kidding, I’m indifferent, I really don’t give a shit if people don’t remember my name because really now… they were just lucky that I remembered theirs. I used to work for this guy who took pictures of everyone. People thought he was some happy-go-lucky guy who loved taking pictures but it turned out he just needed to match names with faces in case they ever emailed him or if he ever forgot their names. That’s a pretty good idea but I would just end up with a bunch of ugly pictures. ooooh…BOOYAH!
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Get it? Remember that movie? 50 first dates, where what’s her name keeps forgetting Mr. Happy Gilmore
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Have you ever read my entry about black people being better than white people at doing stuff? Well, there’s this new movie where black people are better debaters (AH HA HA HA HA, because it’s so obscure, not because I’m racist) than white people. WHAT IS GOING ON? Is there a list of things that Hollywood is going through one-by-one? It’s like a giant list of activities they run by Denzel Washington to see if he can do it. It’s like, “uhmmm… hey Denzel, are you good at tennis!? No? No? okay okay… well what about croquet? Cause you know… those WHITE PEOPLE, they’re monopolizing croquet” Okay, this entry is ridiculous. Good-bye.
Oh, on a final note, do people see potential for this website? Because it seems like it’s pretty much total bullshit. Sometimes I’ll look at other websites and be like, wow, why doesn’t that person do THIS with their site or do THAT with their site but I think people don’t realize how blogging is just a small, tiny tiny, part of my life. I can’t go out to things on a daily basis and take pictures and meet people. Actually, I can.
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A while back, I read an article on Slate.com about Beijing’s pollution problem. The city is terrible. The government regulates with extremely low standards so cars and factories emit double the amount of volatile gases that would be allowed in the US. The government has even planned to shoot these giant weather bullets into the clouds during the coming Olympics in order to reduce the number of cloudy days, which sounds more magical than realistic.
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Slate.com’s Michelle Tsai predicts that the number of world records breaking would be far less than those of Olympics-past. That’s probably true. Most likely that’s what’ll happen. But imagine rather than interfering with the Olympians, it actually helps them!? Yeah, sure, my medical background consists of some health classes in high school, those Pepto-Bismol commercials
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and a Nobel Prize in the study of gastroenterology, but! it would be wild if these Olympians get pumped from all this pollution, albeit at the cost of longevity, and just break non-stop records. I mean, when the Hulk was exposed, he just grew stronger, right? okay, ridiculous.
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Go to this art show. Reception is tomorrow. Free booze, probably.
THE HEART IS A LONELY HUNTER
Artists: Shauna Born, Fanny Bostrom, Paul Brainard, Maureen Cavanuagh, Orly Cogan, Jan Dunning, Juno Doran, Brad Kahlhamer, Carol “Riot” Kane, Kris Knight, Kate Kretz, Jason Cole Mager, Ryan McClennan, Sean McDevitt, Emily Roz, and Jeff Wyckoff
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January 10 – February 9, 2008
Reception for the Artists: Thursday, January 10, 7-9pm
31GRAND is pleased to announce “The Heart is a Lonely Hunter” a group exhibition on the condition of being human. Bringing together a diverse group of artists and mediums, the show is filled with human revelations from our struggle with isolation and loss, to love, wonderment, desire and desperation.
Subway Directions
Hi Jimmy,
Subway, let’s see… So best bet is the 2nd Ave. F train. Get out at the 1st Ave. and Houston exit. Walk south on Houston till you hit Ludlow St. (corner where Katz deli is). At Ludlow take a right (toward downtown) and you’ll hit us at 143 Ludlow between Stanton St. and Rivington St. Hope you can make it.
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