How we bootleg DVDs and don’t give a crap. ” ASUPREMENEWYORKTHING

Published on April 7, 2010 in Miscellaneous. 0 Comments

Above: “Hey, what the fuck are you looking at? You mudda-fucka”

Look at this scumbag or as I’d like to call him, man of commerce. You know, I read this article a while back on Slate.com (I’ve been looking at the site quite often lately) about how people, well, I don’t know if you know, but people in China operate these illegal carts/shops everywhere in the major cities, everywhere like they’re McDonalds in Manhattan, anyway, people will watch movies that they generally won’t pay to rent and definitely not watch in the the theaters but if it’s cheap (bootlegged) they’ll give it a try.

Above: 5RMB to 8RMB ($1) a DVD and you get a discount if you buy a bunch, seriously.

Well FUCK THAT SHIT. Are you fucking kidding me. Now you’re telling that you’re going to sit through Norbit just because it cost you a few dollars less? No, that’s bullshit, because NORBIT IS A PIECE OF SHIT – I don’t need to see it to know. The article goes on talking about how movie industries should consider this, consider how they’re not actually losing as much money as they think they are because people who buy bootlegs may not necessarily buy the original or watch it in the theaters but will buy this bootleg cause it’s cheaper. Now this may be true to a certain degree but it’s not accounting for the fact that because I now know and am so accustomed to watching crap on bootleg, because it’s cheaper and I’m all about the content, that I’m not going to watch movies at the theater or buy it when it comes on official DVD and instead just wait for the bootleg.

Above: Mistakes 1.) Letting reporters know that he slept with a tranny 2.) Norbit

TORRENTS – Now it’s pretty mainstream right? I mean, you probably have either heard of it or download movies on the internet (illegally) yourself. There are websites full of links to torrents that let me download new movies on the internet, bootleg-video-camera’d versions or dvd quality, that are cutting into BOTH Hollywood and that black guy on the street in Chinatown. I have not been to the theaters in months. However, the fact that I’ve been to the theater at all was because the movie I wanted to watch (The Departed) just needed to be seen on a big scale. Now that’s the bullshit thinking they should be marketing more. There is NO way to eliminate piracy. Piracy is like a virus, fat lazy people who don’t work because what they ultimately want to do is just watch movies and eat fried pork grinds, skip the get-a-job-pay-for-ticket part, and just download shit while sitting in their parent’s basements and jerk-off afterwards.

Above: Mr. Master Bator says, “I have mosaic eyes.”

Movie theaters are never going to disappear, The New Yorker had an article about how it’s such a social experience – even if you go alone – that it will never disappear, BUT! Hollywood isn’t making their margins solely on tickets, they’re LOSING money on DVDs. My suggestion is, make DVDs so much better and SO full of crap that the bootleg pales by comparison. A special edition box is not going to work. A double dvd set? Eh, better. “The Departed’ in a special edition box double dvd set with extra nude scenes featuring Vera Farmiga (the broad who played the psychiatrist) that’s lengthy and can’t fit on those bootleg 4.2 gig bootleg dvds? I’m sold, where can I buy? – the extra porno could probably be bootlegged and I’d just wait in my parent’s basement for THAT too.

Above: “Sure Mr. Scorsese, I’ll take off whatever you want. (wink)”

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Yue Minjun and the Symbolic Smile at the Queens Museum of Art 10.23.07 ” ASUPREMENEWYORKTHING

Published on April 7, 2010 in Miscellaneous. 0 Comments

I think this is still going on right now. He’s a small man and he looks like his art. Seriously, I need to get a new goddamn camera. Anyway, yeah, he’s a small little man who doesn’t speak much and has some feminine mannerisms. He’s part of the early 90’s Beijing art movement “Cynical Realism.”

Being there, standing near all this art makes me wonder what will happen to him. I hope he gains more notoriety in the US. I hope he doesn’t become kitschy. Look at the piece below with Garfield and that other comic character, I don’t remember his name. What is that? That piece feels forced and out of place.

I noticed that all his pieces is him in this pink color and with his eyes closed. Maybe I should have waited for him to turn pink. He started drinking alcohol while I was there. But if he’s from Beijing, he probably has high tolerance. Okay, look at the pictures and leave me alone.

So a funny thing happened at work. Yesterday, oh, and I’m still at that bullshit job I’m trying to quit, but yesterday I totally fucked up. Well, it was last week I totally fucked up, and what happened was that I had to file this application for some client. Anyway, I filed the wrong file and there was a deadline and I had to redo it yesterday. Anyway, my supervisor was talking to me today and was asking me about it and was trying to figure out what had happened. She’s really nice and she was all, oh, it must have been because of this… or that… but not really implying that it was my fault. In response, I was just like, “no, it was my fault.” I think at this point I just don’t really give a shit and I saw this mistake really as a way of convincing them that I’m not that great of an employee and maybe it’s time I should leave. They are convinced that I’m this great worker. I mean, I take the work seriously but I’m trying to get out of there. Anyway, if you’re interested in this exhibition, it is there through January 6, 2008.

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How we bootleg DVDs and don’t give a crap. ” ASUPREMENEWYORKTHING

Published on April 7, 2010 in Miscellaneous. 0 Comments

Above: “Hey, what the fuck are you looking at? You mudda-fucka”

Look at this scumbag or as I’d like to call him, man of commerce. You know, I read this article a while back on Slate.com (I’ve been looking at the site quite often lately) about how people, well, I don’t know if you know, but people in China operate these illegal carts/shops everywhere in the major cities, everywhere like they’re McDonalds in Manhattan, anyway, people will watch movies that they generally won’t pay to rent and definitely not watch in the the theaters but if it’s cheap (bootlegged) they’ll give it a try.

Above: 5RMB to 8RMB ($1) a DVD and you get a discount if you buy a bunch, seriously.

Well FUCK THAT SHIT. Are you fucking kidding me. Now you’re telling that you’re going to sit through Norbit just because it cost you a few dollars less? No, that’s bullshit, because NORBIT IS A PIECE OF SHIT – I don’t need to see it to know. The article goes on talking about how movie industries should consider this, consider how they’re not actually losing as much money as they think they are because people who buy bootlegs may not necessarily buy the original or watch it in the theaters but will buy this bootleg cause it’s cheaper. Now this may be true to a certain degree but it’s not accounting for the fact that because I now know and am so accustomed to watching crap on bootleg, because it’s cheaper and I’m all about the content, that I’m not going to watch movies at the theater or buy it when it comes on official DVD and instead just wait for the bootleg.

Above: Mistakes 1.) Letting reporters know that he slept with a tranny 2.) Norbit

TORRENTS – Now it’s pretty mainstream right? I mean, you probably have either heard of it or download movies on the internet (illegally) yourself. There are websites full of links to torrents that let me download new movies on the internet, bootleg-video-camera’d versions or dvd quality, that are cutting into BOTH Hollywood and that black guy on the street in Chinatown. I have not been to the theaters in months. However, the fact that I’ve been to the theater at all was because the movie I wanted to watch (The Departed) just needed to be seen on a big scale. Now that’s the bullshit thinking they should be marketing more. There is NO way to eliminate piracy. Piracy is like a virus, fat lazy people who don’t work because what they ultimately want to do is just watch movies and eat fried pork grinds, skip the get-a-job-pay-for-ticket part, and just download shit while sitting in their parent’s basements and jerk-off afterwards.

Above: Mr. Master Bator says, “I have mosaic eyes.”

Movie theaters are never going to disappear, The New Yorker had an article about how it’s such a social experience – even if you go alone – that it will never disappear, BUT! Hollywood isn’t making their margins solely on tickets, they’re LOSING money on DVDs. My suggestion is, make DVDs so much better and SO full of crap that the bootleg pales by comparison. A special edition box is not going to work. A double dvd set? Eh, better. “The Departed’ in a special edition box double dvd set with extra nude scenes featuring Vera Farmiga (the broad who played the psychiatrist) that’s lengthy and can’t fit on those bootleg 4.2 gig bootleg dvds? I’m sold, where can I buy? – the extra porno could probably be bootlegged and I’d just wait in my parent’s basement for THAT too.

Above: “Sure Mr. Scorsese, I’ll take off whatever you want. (wink)”

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Kanye West Graduation on the Interweb! Explosion! Messy Clean-up. ” ASUPREMENEWYORKTHING

Published on April 7, 2010 in Miscellaneous. 0 Comments

It was disgusting. I exploded in my pants. What a mess. But guess what?! You’re about to do the same cause word on the street, FUCK THAT, there’s no word on the street nothing, I’ve got it, it’s done.

Kanye West’s new album Graduation is OUT.

Listen, I saw “Get Rich or Die Tryin’ and I liked it, yeah, I admit, it was pretty damn good. I borrowed it from the local library expecting it to be a total piece of shit but I liked it, but still, 50, it’s over.

Finally, here’s how it’s done, I didn’t like doing it but this is how it’s done.

1 – FUCK YOU, YOU GRIMEY BASTARD, for going to http://www.utorrent.com and downloading their standalone program. After you download it, you double-click and it’s going to ask you, do you want to install. You click NO. The program is now up and running.

2 – FUCK YOU, YOU GRIMEY BASTARD, now 2nd, going to http://www.mininova.org and then typing in the search field, the words, now follow along carefully now, “KANYE WEST GRADUATION’. What will happen is this, a list will come up and it’s going to ask you, hey, is this what you’re looking for? and you go through the list and CLICK on what you looking for. YOU KNOW WHAT you are looking for. Download the file “Kanye_West-Graduation-2007-OSC -^mininova.org^-.torrent” ADD – here, just download it here.

3 – FUCK YOU, YOU GRIMEY BASTARD, now you’ve downloaded the file called “Kanye_West-Graduation-2007-OSC -^mininova.org^-.torrent”. Take that file and drag it into the utorrent program you downloaded in step 1

4 – Wait for it to download. Once it finishes downloading, you gotta clean up the mess you created in your pants cause you just exploded.

You grimey bastard. It’s over 50.

ADD: Or, you know what? You can go on Google.com and just type in quotation marks “Kanye West” and the words “rapidshare” and/or “megaupload” and I’m sure you’ll find somebody who has already uploaded it for you to download.

ADD: This isn’t news. It’s like 2 days old or something. Whatever. The album is okay. His first was the best.

ADD: 50’s Curtis is on the web too.

ADD: Okay, I’ve had about a day w/ the new CD. I’ve listened to it a couple of times to get an idea of it, listen to the lyrics, the beats, whatever, I like a few songs, 3 probably at most. It’s okay as in it really doesn’t feel like the first or second album. I had really high expectations thinking it would blow my mind but it didn’t. It was kind of plain and felt like he just came out w/ this CD cause it was just time for another CD. Whatever, he’ll make a butt-load of money from this. Those M.I.A. albums are really good, I recommend you listen to those.

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